They have infants Benadryl. Here’s a link to a dosing chart from a pediatric group:

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

a contrarian view, even though i think Pence’s view is overboard:

He doesn’t notice because he’s a corpse.

“Duffle bag full of guns”

(Goddammit, Dopinder, answer your phone!)

Leaving lobsters behind is not Kosher people

Obligatory:

I don’t really think his jokes were outdated. His jokes about Cosby centered around the fact that he as a comedian, and a black one at that, has always looked up to Cosby as role model. His honesty about the let down he felt to find that his one time idol was a serial rapist seemed honest and sincere. Of course he…

Eh, I think that the term has certainly become that, but I think that the modern era has adopted the whole “confront” thing as “confront each and every instance, at absolutely every opportunity, even at times in which your voice is neither needed nor particularly effective.” That, to me, is bad.

So, to sum: Melted cake, Squirt bottle on floor, some weird… Pokemon snack shit, vodka, corks, enormous knife—what the hell happened there? Is everyone OK? Were children involved? Are they OK? Because this setup looks like Bad Weirdness™.

I had no idea Baskin Robbins made Se7en-themed ice cream cakes ...

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?

Wrong song, friend.

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!