QFT. Even my fat, lazy, mostly decorative old lady was still a hell of a mouser. When we had her put down finally our 145 year old home exploded with mice and it took a few months before the new kids figured the whole mousing thing out, but now they catch friggin’ bats. Amazing little murderers they are.

Nothing pissed me off more than when I make the perfect solder connection only to realize I forgot to put the heat shrink on first

An actual spreadsheet file I have to download and open? What is this, 2003?

The delayed response is surprising only to people who haven’t ridden on Amtrak.

submitted for your approval,

“it’s fine, i’ve seen much worse”

The tires weren’t overloaded, I wasn’t exceeding the speed, and I definitely wasn’t exceeding the maximum load on the hitch. They were just old cheap tires that gave out.

That is a normal size car and they are giants...just saying

That is what your butler's hat is for!

Never too soon

And it repels tears when you inevitably crack the screen!

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

She was standing her ground against that car.

Not true. Pyscho ex-gf is a valid defence in Florida. Her only mistake was it wasn’t his car.

No, it just implodes now. All four wheels spinning tears the fabric of space itself and matter folds inwards. Complicated science stuff, actually.

Finally! I was so tired of only destroying two tires at a time.

The “so he blocked his ass in” instead of just getting out of the way and getting the moron out of his life is where you lose me. Why the fuck would you want to hang out around a drunk and aggressive driver for longer than you have to? Especially near a fucking big rig.

I like how he signaled before going into the shoulder to make an illegal pass.