Shaking bruises the gin.

I’m trying out this weird new streaming service call Radio. I found out it came for free with my car.

Shrooms

The malls are closed so most people don’t really need an SUV.

People like what?

Yeah, the Durango looks better. That’s a problem.

But at least I know why my mailbox always stinks. Two dozen dog walkers a day use the mailbox post as their dog’s urinal.

They did a 300 SRT in 2013 or so.

Can I buy a game for a PS4 without a cut for Sony?

I remember Obama saying we couldn’t drill our way to lower oil prices. Exactly wrong.

I did nazi that joke coming. Hopefully there won’t be a führer over it.

I am woken every night by neighborhood barking dogs.

I replaced my wiper blades. The next day one of them flew off the wiper arm at 60 mph. Neither was on right I was shown later.

I replaced my wiper blades. The next day one of them flew off the wiper arm at 60 mph. Neither was on right I was…

I’ve come to the conclusion that most big time CEOs and politicians are narcissists.

It’s a station wagon with cheesy fake wood on the side. Ugh.

The sad history of native Americans illustrates the damage that can be done when you don’t control your borders.

Wood shampoos for everybody!

There are two things everybody thinks they’re good at. Driving is one of them. 

I like MTV. Mall Terrain Vehicle.

Take your darn star.