Not impressed.

I have a dream that conservatives will start conserving some day. 

Anything to clean the dog’s anal gland juice off the seats? Or is that stank part of the doggie charm?

Good luck getting dog owners to look at their friends as destroyers of the environment.

And I’d like to ad a saber-toothed tiger to the mix to keep nature in balance. And because I like saber-toothed tigers.

Looks like the wooly part of the headline is bs.

I’m 6'4". It’s so excruciating to sit in those seats for hours just standing up feels great.

But it has spanners instead of wrenches so it’s cool.

Don’t pee on my mailbox. Where your animal pees is your decision. Perhaps your house? I don’t care one bit about any explanation from you about why your animal wants to pee on my mailbox.

Dozens of dogs walk by every day. My lawn in not their urinal. Stay off the grass.

‘And once they’re walking... they’re going to relieve themselves because they’re an animal’

No time wasted in the wind tunnel I see.

I’m 6'4". My knees are jammed up against the seat in front of me. It’s pretty much impossible for that seat to recline. Not physically possible.

How did it ever get to be acceptable to take your animal around the neighborhood to pee on other people’s property?

You can play on my lawn. I don’t care.

I needed to take out my iPhone and use the camera to zoom in on the next street to see what direction I should walk in.

You said taint.

That convertible must twist like a flexible flyer sled.

Knock a hundred dollars off the Trucoat and I’m in.

It won’t work if Mom knows what it is.