I’m a shark. I’m a shark.

Way to go, Joe.

Damn kid. Get off my lawn!

Undocumented immigrant? No such thing. If you don’t have immigration documents you are just someone from another country.

BWM dude just wanted to show off his kewl doors.

‘1,100-pound engine’

That’s Schrödinger’s cat’s truck.

I enjoyed the heck out of that. Thanks.

Hillary is the retard playing the banjo.

Hillary is dangerous. She sees imaginary snipers.

Stupid people are the Democratic core.

When I think half a brain, Hillary comes to mind. She’s a moron.

Then I guess it’s appropriate to mention what a disgusting piece of filth Hillary Clinton is.

Fark politics on car blogs.

I just really really really don’t want left wing political crapola along with the car and truck news.

Yes, I just really really really don’t want left wing political crapola along with the car and truck news.

‘laminated dead tree carcass’

And there will be blackjack and hookers.

What makes your funny accent not racist and mine racist?

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.