I have waitressed and then bartended for years and there is no way in hell I’d be willing to work with my hair down. It would get in everything. Even braided, it tends to dangle. I almost wonder if the hair-down thing would be a worse dealbreaker than the cleavage shirts, although I am really enjoying the new place…

Oh boy. My brother was an eagle scout and he’s the best person I know. *shrug*

I do not understand how Samira’s face can be so cute. She’s too adorable.

I saw a guy that looked so much like Bannon the other day that it seriously freaked me out. It was uncanny. My boyfriend and I were walking out front of a museum in DC and the guy was standing out front, eating popcorn. When my boyfriend inquired as to the cause for the consternation on my face, I told him that I saw…

Ditto. The first time I had an abortion was in the midst of a series of health issues and I’d been taking an anti-parasitic that causes birth defects when I found out. The second time, I vomited all day every day until I was urinating once a day, but aside from my own misery, lack of resources and personal…

I can totally identify with hating a project after doing it for a while but that looks lovely. Don’t give up! You’ll be so satisfied when you’re done!

Wish I had any kind of answer for you, but I don’t. You’re amazing, though, and I just want to thank you again for what you’re doing for them, for all of us. You’re making the world a better place.

Well, not only me, there’s also plenty of people calling it creepy and posting pictures of things making fun of it. To which I responded that I felt bad about it, but you’ve decided to ignore them and focus your irritation at me instead. I apologized and I explained where I made my mistake. I’m not sure what more you…

You’re right, and I’m sorry. I’m glad for your friend that she’s never been treated worse at all because her eyes point different directions. This guy said that people think he’s creepy because of his eye, and I took him at his word on that.

I feel really bad for him (not about the revenge porn part. There, he can fuck off.) It’s got to be painful having so many people recoil when their eyes meet yours. Personally, I’d wear an eye patch, but maybe there’s reasons why he wouldn’t want to do that- it’s just, he’s kind of cute if you cover that part of his…

...um, I wasn’t being sarcastic. I’m not offended. I couldn’t find the interview you mentioned with this fake news creator, but I did find a lot of other interesting stuff on Vice. I really do intend to try that. Sorry, I know that this is weird, but I’m usually pretty sincere. I really did appreciate your suggestion.

Wow. That is an incredibly helpful bit of advice. I am going to get to work learning that technique immediately. I am terrible at thinking of questions to ask (I always feel like I am inappropriately prying and if they were comfortable talking about something, they’d volunteer the information. However, as an adult, I…

Ahahahahasobbbb.

You know, despite the fact that these accusations are complete bunk, I bet that they’ll still stick to him amongst the post-fact crowd. I think the thing that scares me the most about what’s been happening lately is how absolutely powerless the truth is against somebody who is fine with completely fabricating crimes…

Crap. Well, I’ll shed a tear for your plight.

Oh god, I feel you. Not as a perimenopausal woman but something went wonky with my hormones mid-twenties and I am now prone to tearing up hella easily because I get the empathy feels. Sad segment on NPR, tears. First time driving through Wyoming, tears. Literally any reference to suffragettes in the last few weeks,…

The motor for my Hitachi died on election day. It’s been a trying time.

I’ve rewatched 30 Rock already and then my boyfriend put on Parks and Recreation. I’ve been crying a lot. A looot. But it’s cathartic, and my eyes feel clean.

I may need to rethink my life because this, right here, is my proudest accomplishment. I like ravioli. It’s my ideal comfort food. I am glad to have spread the gospel of ravioli, if only to you in your dream.

Thank you for trying to make the world a better place. I wish you all the luck in the world. We have so much work ahead of us but we need to band together now more than ever before. It sucks that you have to go out and prove that you’re a nice normal human, but I imagine that it should do a world of good. I keep…