Smiling periodically is one of my 100% must-haves for any attraction to take place. When it’s all pictures of somebody glowering I don’t really want to get to know them. Ironically, I’m pretty sure I look way better in pictures when I don’t smile.

I find it appealing when a dude doesn’t look like some salty, sullen brooder. Bring on the doofy smiles, I’m into it! Better a goober than a jackass.

Ummm. Wow, that guy is CUTE.

You are a beautiful spirit and I hope that your life is filled with the peace and happiness you deserve.

The noise-cancelling headphones during sex are just SO unattractive that they retroactively obliterate any brief confusion I had as a young teenager where I thought he was cute before he became extremely uncute five minutes after finishing Titanic and Romeo and Juliet.

I just cannot accept that the government should have the authority to kill.

Oh hey, high five fellow skeeter-syndromer! They get craaaazy huge on me, larger than my palm. And then the gravity gets turned way up for a day or two. It’s fun. I hope your fella doesn’t get nibbled too much this summer (by mosquitoes; you go right ahead.)

Nope, my eyesockets are deep as hell and it looks way better when I only line my bottom lid in addition to not smearing on my brow bone when I look up. I’ma keep doing whatever I fancy at the time. But you’re welcome to do your makeup however you please!

I’ve gotcha, bb. You present an intriguing line of thought.

As an art school dropout I fully endorse this.

Ah yes, because “tho” is totally quality grammar. I was originally going of a stream-of-consciousness feel with my anti-sport rant so I could both express a sense of frenzy while simultaneously displaying that it wasn’t actually serious.

Thanks for sharing your informed perspective- I hadn’t even considered that his ridiculous shouting and flailing display would be completely lost on the swimmer, let alone actually somewhat hampering for the officials. It makes his performance even more obnoxious. Is he acting this out for some sort of reason, or has…

I’m going to need to decline your suggestion and continue writing however I damn well please, but by all means you should feel welcome to make your own decisions on how you do things. However, how you think I should best write to properly please you is not a subject I find interesting. Somehow you have found something…

I suck at life lately. I have no energy, my head hurts every damn day, my gut hurts every damn day (it’s doing something twisty and painful right now!) My living space has become shockingly awful and in need of a ton of cleaning, I don’t have a birthday present for my brother or the money to give him one, my boyfriend…

I’m so sick of dudes who think they’re having a “gotcha!” moment when they inform you of what they’ve heard Women, the monolith, have decided, so they can call you out on the fact that (gasp) you’re saying something contradictory! They’ve figured out our big lie, and disproven all of feminism (or, at least, they’ve…

Fuck some sports. Why do we care about moving a ball from one place to another THAT ISN’T A THING THAT MATTERS and as for swimming I don’t care as long as nobody drowns it’s just a moment in time that passes and the only lingering mark one person being faster than another has left on the planet is in the insistence of…

You seem extremely confused. There are no new words involved here- ‘he’ and ‘she’ have been around for ages. It does not take an expert to use the same nomenclature as they used in the article. C’mon, dude.

What is it with this person and their steadfast determination to misgender? When they thought the person in the article was male-to-female they called them ‘him,’ when you pointed out that the subject is female-to-male they switched to calling him ‘her.’ No additional sources were necessary to know that Gavin is a…

If your server connection is shitty, some incense spawns don’t load. I’ve used incense loads of time (even once on my bike to use the traveling increase in incense spawns) but when the server is being spotty it’s worthless.

Just chiming in to echo the appreciation here. Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love everything you’re saying.