This will help embolden future rapists. The courts in America have made it quite clear that rape is generally acceptable and the lives of women do not matter.

I’ve been eyeballing the hell out of that lipstick because I love anythinges that changes colors. I wish I could justify wasting the money on a lipstick color I invariably wouldn’t like. However, I hate pink lipstick. I can’t stop collecting lipsticks that I love smeared on my hand but I hate with my face. I have…

DAMN STRAIGHT.

When he made his eyes larger he made a mess of where the inner corners of his eyes met his nosebridge. That whole area looks illogical.

Oh my god, your bone structure. You look like some sort of mischievous elven sprite- in the best of ways, I promise. That’s a very fine face you’ve got there.

I really hope that you find answers soon, and solutions right after that. :(

One time, on my birthday, my boyfriend and I were hitting a bowl about to head to a friend’s house and then he started coughing. He then cough-vomited in my face. I had just finished drawing my face on and was displeased.

The other day I closed my hair in the car door and I didn’t even realize for, like, fifteen minutes or so until I tried reaching for something on the floor by the passenger side and discovered that my head was tethered in place.

Maye Musk. The darker blue lining inside her dress. It’s killing me. I want it so badly. Such a gorgeous gown!

I smacked a spider off of my face while I was lying in bed reading Jez a little while back. It landed in the blankets. I did not get back in bed. I stayed up all night washing all of the bedding and freaking out whenever stray hairs brushed me.

Agree wholeheartedly. Some people are being really terrible to Lauren today so it’s awesome to see some freaking kindness already.

What amazes me is how long ago this original contract was signed. Are these even the same people on the team, at this point?

Actually serious.

I’m not always all in on some of your opinions (so, basically, same as any other human) but right now I want to freaking stand up and cheer for you. There’s a cat on my feet so I wouldn’t but thank you for defending people on the autism spectrum from being so ignorantly maligned with speculation that this kind of…

One time I posted the text “I’m butt naked on top of a mountain! I’m the king of the world!” or something of the sort. It was reported and removed by Facebook.

Truly, what a gem. So much sweetness, so much warmth, and so much wisdom. They were bittersweet tears; I regret nothing, would do again.

I recently had three of my wisdom teeth surgically removed and I was shocked at how hard the doctor pushed to get me to accept a script for percocet (which my autocorrect keeps turning into percolating and percocetera) despite my repeated attempts to politely decline. I couldn’t stand using the crap anyway because the…

Although I am not a mature frisky woman but instead simply a chronically dehydrated fool who never consumes water I must admit that Lucille Bluth’s devil-may-care attitude is, albeit often selfish to the point of repugnance, aspirational.

When I left my abusive relationship my ex tried reaching out to any of my friends to persuade me to give him another shot. Even our mutual friends wouldn’t do it and my boss was freaking appalled and threatened to kidnap me to her house to feed me ice cream and listen to “I will survive” while dancing badly if I even…

Oh god, why did I play that?! That interview with Terry Gross just killed me. KILLED me. Now I am dead from crying out all the moisture in my body.