Still better than Cruz and his mummsy.

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?

Don’t pretend all those who mock America aren’t just super jealous at how awesome we are.

Hey, we might make it easy to mock ourselves, but we're still the fucking best.

Cheer up, friend. When your German friends try to lord this over you, just remind them of who won the world wars and then landed on the moon.

I once parked an Escalade kinda wonky. I took up half a parking space and Rhode Island.

born “in”, american soil.

yeah.. i mean this thing is silly.. it really ought to be something like a Corvette Z06 for the US, a GT-R for Japan, a 911 GT3 RS for Germany, a McLaren P1 for England and a Fiat 500 for Italy.

Sure, but they have to give their medals back as soon as their warranties run out.

Well when someone treads on AMERICA, I get a little PATRIOTIC. ALRIGHT?

“I think they’re trying to be funny.”

I’m pretty sure it’s a fat joke.

Just like our born in Kenya President.

There wasn’t any other choice. What’s more Merican than Jeep. You know, since it’s run by an Italian and all. I find it funny on multiple levels and of course blame the Italians for our poor showing.

Now I kinda wish they did this with a new Escalade. There are countries smaller than that “car”

Go with the Corvette, it doesn’t need to produce a birth certificate.......

CarWow, from the makers of ShamWow? Well fuck, no wonder the Germans won. You know that the Germans always make good stuff.

I’d have gone with the GT500, but honestly America makes it too easy to mock America.

Uhm you’re wrong because Ford GT.