I’ve killed enough things with my car, it washes off.

If somebody tampering with my super expensive stuff got mangled, any costs incurred of said mangling would be well worth it.

No no, I’m pretty sure that the accepted way to tear a part off of a car is to tap it lightly then rear back like it was a snake you incorrectly assumed was deceased.

Man, he’s gonna shit when he finds out about what the Clinton Foundation did in the ‘80s with that whole Iran-Contra thingy...

I’ve seen them install that shit in an episode of How it’s Made... All a firm grip is going to get you is a whooole lotta pain. That sumbitch is bolted on, and it’s a BIG SOLID piece of cast metal...usually when somebody steals a hood ornament, it comes away because it snaps off...that ain’t happening with this one.

Reminds me of this for some reason.

I like how it quickly dismisses and disappears, like how most rich and disconnected people do around us regular folk that try to interact with them.

then you’ve got yourself a nifty new necklace, bud

Please tell me it jams your fingers down into the compartment and mangles your hand. I want to see the lawsuit that the would-be thief will levee against the owner and RR. Gotta love ‘Merica.

I thought the answer was: “because it’s not 1988 anymore.”

Donald Trump just found out about foam core printed signs. I am going to assume that Power Point presentations will be next.

Like a frightened turtle.

That’s what I was wondering, he just kinda pushes it a little. What happens if you walk up and grab it as fast as you can? Could you hold it up? Would it jam your fingers down into that compartment?

Joe_Limon

Andrew Liszewski

I have an appendage that does the same thing, usually at the most inopportune times.

Yep. That’s the reason.

My thoughts exactly. The demonstration was poorly executed.

bring a coathanger

Lesson learned, if you are going to steal one, get a firm grip first.