Only one of them was in Spaceballs. That’s all I claim to know.

Bill Paxton was dreadful in that scene.

Oh, but then James Cameron wouldn’t have been able to get the movie production company to pay for him to go look for the Titanic himself. He had to give them some reason to give him that much money for this much crap output.

he was like “you’re not being logical” but then GAVE HER THE NECKLACE BACK ??????

well, yeah, that is exactly what both endings were trying to say, this alt ending just did it a bit more ham handedly. i mean, Bill P and the Old Woman are crewing the scenery to bits in this clip.

Also, what difference would it make whether he knew she was alive or not, she wasn’t his wife.

She says she wanted to make it without Cal’s “help” but, fuck, lady that don’t mean nobody else couldn’t have used that rock.

It is so bad. Soooooo bad.

Seirously like, okay thanks for showing us EXACTLY where to look for the necklace ya old bat!!!

Ugh yes, I agree on all accounts. The 1996 scenes just take you completely out of the story. I don’t think Stuart did a good job. And neither did Paxton. The granddaughter was ok, but I don’t think she really knew why she was there either.

The only reason I could see for her waiting to use it was so that Cal wouldn’t know she was alive. Because if the diamond had turned up in an auction or something, he would definitely have found out.

I loathe this movie for so many reasons, this alternate ending just makes it worse.

Does anyone else agree that Gloria Stuart’s performance was not good? Can we stop pretending like it was?

Right Rose, throw it overboard. Don't, you know, give it to your granddaughter who's been taking care of you or anything.

YES

That guy went down and got the necklace for Britney, right?

Wow, turns out there was a dumber way for them to end it.

i also had not!

THAT REALLY SUX, LADY

While we’re here, looking at action stills and beautiful thighs, haaaave we talked about Olympic Divers Photoshopped onto Toilets yet? It’s terrible. Awful. Humans are the worst. (But also I love it so much)