It’s like that Japanese guy in world war 2, that was in Hiroshima when the Americans dropped the nuke, he survived that attack, got on a train (can you imagine that, a nuke was just dropped and the trains still worked, there are countries where if there is even a leaf on the track the whole system gets shut down) and…

Just more pudding to find the proof in.

you didn’t have to go to the source:

So stuff on Twitter and social media isn’t true? What a huge fucking surprise.

In the Internet that is. He’s been memetized for eternity.

Okay, still doesn’t change the fact that the dude has had some shitty luck.

“He lives in Mexico” Why is that so hard to say?

It probably already is. I know someone on Facebook who has completely gone down the “crisis actor” rabbit hole and it turns my stomach.

I guess if you make enough people think that he’s someone who died in a terrorist attack it might start making it hard for him to get credit, pass background checks, etc., but that would seem to be dependent on also connecting his real name with his picture since most people don’t randomly run reverse image searches…

“Based in Mexico.”

Maybe they have a Donald Trump view of things? Only losers get killed by terrorists so often.

Am I the only one certain that this will just be used as ammunition for more of those truther-types who think Sandyhook was a conspiracy?

Side note: I had my first run in with a real live Sandyhook-conspiracy theorist the other day. It was totally bizarre.

I prefer the term replicant, or artificial person

He’s Jason Bourne.

“Our goal is to ruin his reputation,”

some people will believe anything

Probably because they’re all total shit.

Pressure to be the first (by even a few seconds) of a thousand outlets to report tends to have a negative effect on fact checking.

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Maybe he’s the real target, and just keeps getting away...