NO BACKSIES

But they were responsible for the single greatest music video ever...

(is an excellent jam, but perhaps not a great kind of happy time singalong jam for a karaoke setting unless your karaoke setting is...non-traditional)

Guess you failed this class.

This would be so much better if your user name was YourBandSucks.

Here’s my unpopular opinion: I am just neutral on Radiohead. I don’t think they suck, and I like “Creep” (which coincidentally came up on my Pandora just now), but they’re just not my cup of tea, for the most part. And I have seen them live, but it was a while ago.

Radiohead is one of those bands where as soon as you say you like them at least half of the people around you roll their eyes and make some jackass comment about how they think Radiohead sucks. I think it’s just as hard to like Radiohead without being a dipshit about it as it is to dislike Radiohead without being a…

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

Well apparently people can’t dislike Radiohead without being dipshits about it either.

But so good.

It’s like part of the My Parents Are....Challenging manual, I swear: I keep seeing/hearing stories of parents that were full of furious resentment and let their kids know it every day of their lives, and then are sincerely astonished when said kid says a big PEACE OUT FUCKWADS on the bare idea of having children. It’s…

I’m a lawyer and I actually really liked law school. I also like having kids— now 11 and 12.5. Sometimes things worth having/doing are hard work. Also, for the record, I travel with them and without them. I just got back from a trip by myself to London, and we just went to Thailand a couple months ago as a family,…

Wow.. just Wow.

I’m 41, have been married for 10 years. My wife is very strident that marrying me did not change her no baby feels

I have 1 kid. She’s about to turn 10 and she is a delight. We decided to just have the one kid because we didn’t want the entirety of our young adulthood to revolve around a gang of anklebiters who smell funny, make too much noise, and cost money.

I remember the first couple of days of new parenthood. Our kid was not and is still not a sleeper. In the wee hours of the morning, my husband looked at me while our baby was wailing in his arms and said, “what did we do?” I cried and laughed at the same time ‘cause I was thinking the same thing. WTF were we thinking?…

*Shrug* I love my children more than anything in the entire world. More than I thought I was even capable of. Enough to change my whole life for them, happily. It’s kinda like the over-the-top feeling you had toward your first crush, only it never fades, you get to spend hours with them, and they’re just as wild about…

Yeah, the last time I posted on FB anything remotely questioning the bliss that apparently comes with shooting a screaming blood monster out of your ladyhole, I was taken to task.

Totally true. I was super exasperated with my 3 year old and then she randomly holds up a small mirror towards me and says, “you’re beautiful!”

I’ve always wanted kids but it looks like that won’t happen for me. Anyways, my biggest fear about becoming a parent would be turning into one of the insufferable moms all over social media.

like the ominous bass intro to a Rage Against the Machine banger