Except Jeb and Marco were exceptionally bad at it. Like you said, Hillary weathered that Benghazi hearing like it was nothing. She didn’t just sit there and take it, she cut down nearly every instance of yammering stupidity with poise and self control. Since Drumpf is even less coherent than the select committee, this…

I want to ask my Italian friends how they handled Berlusconi. They have experience with this shit. This has also been humbling. I was idiotic enough to think not even the GOP would nominate this mass of dicks. I was idiotic enough to give republicans some credit because they are Americans and I’m an immigrant and…

You are cute! You think Trump can control what comes out of his mouth! You think he thinks before he speaks! Aw!

Me too, I just hope they don't take the rest of us down with them.

I am so very much enjoying watching the republicans completely self destruct.

I know what you mean. It’s all fun and games when it’s a banana republic in the middle of nowhere, but when you’ve got the largest economy in the world bristling with the most massive military AND a huge nuclear arsenal...well...let’s say it just got real.

I mean, that seems like party suicide, but on the other hand, I think a lot of Republicans would be behind it. How many of them wish they could have do-over and go back to last summer to put all their support behind a Ryan/Romney type?

I think the party is doing just that. I find Cruz pulling out now highly suspicious.

Well.

My dad is a tea party dude that doesn’t hear any of the dogwhistles, but he does HATE Trump, so at least there’s that.

I’m concerned that there will be enough Republicans who put party above all else who will vote, and enough Democrats who can’t stand Clinton who will not vote. That said, yes, Clinton is a heavy favorite for the general election. Unfortunately, the stakes are so high that a Trump candidacy itself is terrible to fathom.

At this point, yes, Trump will accumulate enough pledged delegates to win the nomination on the first ballot. The only way the GOP can stop him is if they change the delegate voting rules via the rules committee, which meets prior to the convention.

This is the longest, shittiest Highlander movie yet. Just end the franchise already.

I wish I had your confidence. No one predicted Trump would win the nomination but he has. Lot’s of things can happen between now and November.

this just gave me pants feelings

with you

I’ll laugh my ass off if at the RNC, Trump’s acceptance speech is “it’s all yours, Hillary” and then he walks off the stage, out of the hall, and into the sunset as the greatest troll of all time.

Hey guys. It’s Canada, your sensible neighbor. We’re not sure what exactly you’re up to down there, but we’re starting to get concerned. This fun prank you’ve been pulling where you let a sentient garbage fire run for the leadership of your nation has gone just about far enough. We’d like you to stop now, you’re…

You were batshit but not as batshit as the rest. RIP!