No way is the unmarried guy the envy of all his friends unless his friends married poorly. The older I get (37) the worse I feel for single guys my age. We’ve got a single guy in our group crushing ass, and still so sad when he shows up with a new girl to every event.

Superior. For thinking it's bigger than Lake Michihuron.

The reason you don’t see the Minnesota flag on merchandise is that it cannot easily be distinguished from the 22 other state flags that consist of a blue field with the state seal in the middle. (Minnesota uses a lighter shade of blue, but even a guy like me who spent his adolescence looking at charts of flags rather…

RE: no moms with daughters on Tinder: I’ll bet there’s a lot of mom-shaming happening in the background and ladies being made to feel that they’re not a good role model for their daughters if they’re trolling Tinder for a casual fling. Not to say that those ladies aren’t on the site, they’re just not calling out the…

Wedding is one thing, but you really need to try and synchronize child-bearing with your friends. I was among the first of my pals to get married, and had my kid a solid 5+ years before the next guy took the plunge.

Minnesotans don’t pimp the flag so much, but my god do we get a huge boner over the 10,000 lakes thing. The funny thing is that Wisconsin actually has us beat on the # of lakes by about 3500-4000. That’s legit documented lakes too, but them’s fighting words up here. Well maybe not fighting words, but definitely…

“As you can see I got a lot of pastels. Yeah, I went to boarding school.”

Holy shit. I really thought you were joking about the Maryland flag. This thread has been surprisingly educational.

Steel cut oats are less processed. Old Fashioned, Quick, or Instant Oatmeal, in order, are more processed. Those are usually heated up and then rolled or chopped much further, making them easier to cook.

The real reason no woman even mentions having a daughter on any dating app is because of the number of assholes/perverts they already encounter on such apps - I don’t have a female friend who has used a dating app or website and hasn’t received an unsolicited dick pic at some point.

I have no clue what the hell this question means:

You will never see an “intentional” walk with no runners on base. Especially with a no hitter in tact. This is where the pitch around/non-intentional, intentional walk comes in. If you cant throw 4 waste pitches without the catcher standing up and jumping to the next batters box, then fuck your no-hitter.

“The first guy in our group of friends just had a kid. Now, every time we’re in a group chat or email, he’ll randomly throw in a photo of his kid doing some stupid shit. We’ll all be chatting about a fantasy baseball draft, or RG3 signing with Cleveland, and then out of nowhere comes a photo of this 6-month-old eating…

You sharted because your body was involuntarily trying to avoid taking in a damn pimento cheese sandwich. Christ. Even thinking of eating something like that makes my anus quiver.

“Dude, are you guys hiring?”

More important oatmeal question, why the hell is it always relevant to note that it was “steel-cut?” What does that mean? Obviously, I know what it means, but what does it mean for the oatmeal? Are all the uncultured plebians suffering by with bronze-cut oatmeal?

C’mon, Chris. Throw on a pair of shorts and a hoody, and then enjoy your patio. I just leave the same shorts hanging by the door.

They already have that. It’s called Tinder.

that’s just regular tinder in illinois

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