The obvious solution is to do more day drinking. I find even if I do an extended, very alcohol heavy boozy brunch (say 1pm-3pm brunch plus go to a bar or friend’s house from 3 until 6 or 7), I have so much time to sober up before a reasonable bedtime (say 10 or 11pm) that I wake up feeling great the next day. Whereas…

Thank you, this is the best way to do it. Other ways either come off petty or too complicated which likely leads to arguments. Be a team or stay single.

Have a child. Problem solved. All the money is gone.

True but I still do not wake up feeling refreshed!

I find threatening to stab my brain with a Q-tip usually shuts him up.

There is plenty of oxygen in the ocean, its just got this nasty habit of attaching itself to two hydrogens and being completely unbreathable for mammals

This is how we prescribe. It is such an easier way to go through a marriage. Be a team, not two people living together. I make 90%, but only bc of the sacrifices my wife made to get us here. I can’t foresee any other way to do it and have longevity in a relationship.

People hate when I say that, but the easiest solution to money problems is more often than not making more of it. Obvious caveats on financial intelligence.

Main takeaway I got from this is that dolphins are fucking terrifying and will soon enslave us as we sleep with ALL of our brains.

I have one too and a hotel spring mattress, even a good one at a nice hotel, feels like sleeping on a pile of rocks.

I do find this kind of blanket statement to be baffling. My spouse and I each have a separate savings account, but our larger savings account is joint and so is our checking account. All paychecks to go checking first. It’s worked for us for over a dozen years now, and it’s never occurred to us that it should be a…

My wife and I invested in a Sleep Number bed when we first moved in together. I used to be the kind of person who could sleep on a cold concrete floor with only my arm as a pillow. Now though? I sleep like absolute garbage in any bed but my own. Sleep Number beds are awesome (say what you will about them being…

Realize that everything you both make is your money, collectively. Doesn’t matter if one person is earning 90% of it; if you decide to share, you’re in all the way.

You know it brother, women always be shoppin’.

My wife and I have 4 accounts: Checking (mine), Checking (hers), Checking (joint), Savings (joint). We have pre-determined the amount needed for joint expenses (groceries, rent, utilities, etc.) and savings. Everything else is our own. We also don’t pay for each others’ debt which may seem strange, but it works for…

I disagree with all of this. Just go by the seat of your pants and scream at each other every night after the kids go to bed.

A shared bank account is great if you are already financially responsible. We only put enough in the account needed for our monthly expenses. It makes paying rent and shared bills so much easier.

Damn man. Lay off the Elliot Smith for a bit. It’s time for a break.

Cocaine is a better investment when seeking mutual funds.