I know you’re probably being flippant but I’m a millenial (born in 1984) and don’t have a single peer that fits into your description. These generational descriptions are just so fucking tired.

They’re out there. Chokers are in the September issue of Vogue. 22-year-olds in Brooklyn are wearing combat boots. God help us all.

As a 32-year-old millenial, I can’t abide people who use “free speech” as an excuse to be an asshole.

I really never throw food away. If something looks like it’s getting old, I eat/cook it. I’m not bashing meal planning if it works for people. I just didn’t get it. Other commenters have said that they don’t know much about cooking, and that’s why meal planning is so helpful.

Everyone has different priorities. It would drive me insane to be with someone who spent a crazy amount of time searching for deals or clipping coupons. My time is more valuable than a little bit of money.

Agreed with your comment. I never understood “meal planning.” Just make sure you have staples and then cook what you want based on what perishables are in your fridge. How is that hard?

I’ve never seen a coupon for produce or other real food.

I don’t even know where to fucking start with this shit.

I had a friend in law school who hated chicken but ate it a lot b/c boneless, skinless chicken breasts are the go-to protein for most people on a diet. So I offered to make a meal with her to give her some tips and she declared the chicken breast “done” when, I swear to god, the middle was still straight up COLD.…

yeah, commercially raised chickens in the US are bred for size, not flavor. It’s like the tomatoes in the grocery store in winter. They LOOK like tomatoes, but they sure as shit don’t taste like tomatoes (they taste like water that has been injected with a tiny amount of artificial tomato flavoring).

7-Up cake is a miracle. Proof that American cuisine is a real thing that should be respected by the international culinary community.

Eh, you can brine/marinade the shit out of it and make it as good as the rest of the animal.

Oh my god WHY the huge build up to the goddamn recipe? I have a super old ipad that loads websites really slowly and those blog posts infuriate me. I don’t want to wait for 87 pictures of your mixing bowls to load just to see your goddamn pancake recipe.

Oh good. I look forward to the day when we can all share in the joy of a $200K doctorate!

WHA? How many centuries old are you?

I don’t understand how you can afford the expensive private school, yet apparently live in the neighborhood where Lean on Me was filmed.

I used to loooove the zoo as a kid and now it’s so depressing. They all look so bored. Like long-term, soul-crushing bored.

We did 80 (mortgage)/10 (down payment)/10 (second loan) a couple of years ago and it worked out really well. We had to move really quickly from one state to another, so when we were getting approved for the mortgage in the new state, we still owned the home in the old state, which meant we didn’t have quite the 20% to…

Come on. Hillary was featured in Time and other national news outlets for a college commencement speech. It’s absurd to suggest she would not have become well known without Bill, when she was already well on that path in her early 20s.

Oh man I LOVE “buttmad.”