I’m sorry you’re having those issues. I went off birth control about a year and a half ago to get pregnant and my nice, smooth skin disappeared way faster than I got pregnant.

Go to a derm if it’s something your budget can handle. Word of advice from someone who had a long road with this shit: if you are a woman, go to a woman derm. Men tend to be unaware that HORMONES EXIST and are the cause of a lot of cases of adult acne in women.

That’s true it’s totally a different neck position from reading a paper book. If only I could hold the phone in such a way that it was comfortable for my neck . . .

That’s the type of profiling I’m a-okay with.

Is your concern that there were 12-year-olds by themselves at a park?

Thanks Dr. Anton Gully. Your years of research into this issue have been invaluable to us.

You can be liable for someone else using your gun. In some states you can be liable even if it was stolen. Similar to laws regarding cars.

I do a lot of reading on my fucking phone sooo . . .

It was a joke.

I’m sad there are no videos. These guys run around in circles like little maniacs and it’s ADORABLE. Fine I’ll just spend the next 30 minutes of my work day googling videos myself.

That is such a great message. I love your mom!

I have seen some person following you around on here claiming you’re a troll who is pretending to be progressive to . . . do . . . something. I’m not sure why I’m writing this comment except to say that if you’re an undercover troll posing as a progressive, you’re obviously very dedicated and doing a wonderful job.

Um, no, instagram is for puppy and goat videos. Duh.

I recently tested positive for HPV 16 (the scary one). It wasn’t until very recently they could test this way but it is possible now.

Man I cannot believe this isn’t the top comment. Alternate title: Arrogant 20-something has life experience, learns that she was wrong.

I keep turning the AC down an extra degree at night and my husband suggested I sleep outside the covers instead. EXCUSE ME but I cannot sleep unless it’s under a foot-thick down-filled comforter, tyvm.

Ugh my husband and I fought over this forever b/c I HATE being able to see the clock at night for this reason. Now I just throw a shirt over it as I head to bed and he is too lazy to get up when he realizes it’s covered. Fuck bedroom clocks.

I live in Michigan and see a confederate flag probably once a week. I think at this point it just means “I hate black (and other non-white) people.”

No joke I asked for “hard water” once when I was around 20 weeks. When I got a blank stare I said, “WATER. BUT HARD. YOU KNOW? WITH CORNERS?”

To be fair to my manager, I was only wearing the required number of pieces of flair that day, when I should have been wearing MORE flair (b/c I wanted to not b/c they told me to).