I’m due in September i.e., infinity days from now. :(

Don’t be brave. Let them KNOW. Last week I screamed and nearly kicked the doctor in the face when the speculum (no idea if that’s spelled right) somehow pinched me. Internally. When she took it out there was a chunk of me stuck to the side of it.

This is my first pregnancy and I’ve been learning all the way how much you need to stand up for yourself against doctors. I’m not some anti-vaxxing maniac or anything. But I also think doctors tend to be more interested in convenience, money, and not getting sued than what is actually best for me in the long run.

Your kids sound AMAZING.

My husband is a big dude (and I’m a little lady) so I’m pretty scared too. I’m . . . comforting (?) myself with the knowledge that childbirth is tough and painful even with a little baby. How much worse could a big baby really be?

I was told at a recent happy hour that kids don’t form long term memories until 4 or 5 so anything up to that point is fair game. This was with a bunch of male lawyers, all of whom have stay-at-home wives.

Dude. Hillary gained power b/c she attached herself to a man? Do you know anything about her history? Are you 12?

If you think keeping a Republican out of the White House, and denying a Republican the opportunity to pick the next SCOTUS justice will not protect minority men AND women, I don’t know what fucking rock you live under but I suggest you crawl out of there.

Why didn’t you understand what was happening? If you’re having a hard time w/ the accents, turn on the captioning.

My husband and I really liked it and the season definitely ended with a “WTF I MUST KNOW MORE” type of vibe.

I think maybe it’s b/c women are way less likely to have bald spots.

Man I hope you’re joking and/or never having kids.

What? After light beer ice cream is the easiest, tastiest thing coming back up. Not sure why you’re unable to clear out your sinuses though . . .

Your first post made me think you were a jerk, but the second post made me think your friends are jerks. Maybe both are true?

SERIOUSLY. I had a friend visit with her 6-month-old this weekend (her first kid). I felt like a goddamn hero for holding him for half an hour so she could drink a glass of wine.

Not to mention if you get the perfect red it will fade after 18 seconds and no longer be the perfect red.

If you are going dark to light and you’re not a well-seasoned self-bleacher (odd phrase . . .) definitely get a pro. I don’t want you to end up with orange hair. Or no hair.

God, I love her. By the second season I’d really grown to hate the main male character (Ragnar) and loooove her so much. She should be in charge of the whole damn thing.

They generally have a drying function. They’re also usually adjustable so you can use them for #1 and #2, it just moves the water stream to hit the right spot. No reason to throw out the TP though. I mean there’s already a holder and it would be a good backup.

Most of them (newer models anyway) have a drying function. Nice warm stream of air.