I’m pregnant with my first and I never thought i wanted kids when I was younger (I’m 31). I think (hope?) you can have kids and just say fuck all that nonsense. Give them a real name, go to their games but NOT their practices for god’s sake. You just have to not care that the other parents think you’re an ass.

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a Chipotle but they don’t hold a gun to your head and force you to finish it in one sitting. The bowl actually comes in what is basically a cheap tupperware container.

I was with you until the last part, which was really presumptive and not very nice.

So if a greek person makes an amazing gyro, and they move to the U.S., they lose the ability to make an amazing gyro? They can’t even make a GOOD gyro anymore? Can greek people in other countries make good gyros? Perhaps some European countries that are CLOSER to Greece than the U.S. is?

Okay, but what the FUCK kind of attorney shows up to court without a tie? It’s like not wearing pants.

Yeah, even where the judge is old friends with the lawyer, it’s always “Counsel” or “Mr./Mrs./Ms. ______” in court.

Yeah but then you’re letting the legislative branch police judges. Sounds good in theory, unless you don’t like the particular legislature. Example: any number of batshit stories about state legislatures passing batshit laws.

Hilarious that you’re accusing others of misplaced indignation, when you are upset about the private thoughts of people who choose to not eat meat. How about you just don’t worry it?

In the past several years I’ve had (1) a judge berate me in court for wearing a pant suit, and (2) a judge refuse my request that the lawyers take of our jackets, when it was August and the small town courthouse didn’t have A/C.

It’s all the luck of the gene pool. I’m 31 and recently had to give up all of my beautiful, beautiful heels b/c of a big fucking bunion. My coworker is 59 and she rocks a pointy-toed stiletto EVERY DAY.

In general, it’s hard for me to listen to news articles as a drive to work. Much easier to listen to a podcast. But I agree Deadcast is bad.

I love the human race.

I’m a Lions fan and I don’t think the Packers know that we have a rivalry with them. If they did, they probably wouldn’t care.

You would be within your rights to throw his phone out the window. Others are sharing cutesy stories but this is seriously dangerous shit.

Yeah, unlike the men in our parents’ and grandparents’ ages, who were always cooking and cleaning . . .

Thaaaank you! Fig is complaining about the monster he/she created.

It’s too late for this one but uh, if you have any more kids you might want to have them do chores as they grow up.

I can barely make it through a meal with one of my parents, so for me, moving into the dorms my freshman year of college was the best thing that ever happened to me. Your situation is your own, but sometimes your mental health is worth the financial struggle.

Lol. Honestly the worst thing about not having a period is freaking out that you’re pregnant! Mine were so bad that it was worth it to me to get rid of them altogether, but I definitely understand the need for that monthly/quarterly reassurance!

Have you tried it for more than just a couple of months. It can take a long time (almost a year for me) for spotting to stop completely.