No it’s just not thickening b/c you’re not ovulating.

No. It took months of microgestin for my period to stop completely, but I had no monthly symptoms whatsoever once it was done.

I’m not sure the point you are trying to make. I meant “weathered” as in “beaten down by weather, i.e., the environment, over time.” You didn’t even list sunscreen in your 2 needs so I’m assuming you don’t take care of your skin and it is therefore worn and sad looking (and possibly riddled with cancer).

Enjoy your weathered skin. Some of us prefer to look nice.

I say this at work all the time.

I’m not sure what is confusing. The study says that heightened levels of certain substances contained in prenatal vitamins may cause an increased risk of autism. It certainly doesn’t say that if you take prenatal vitamins your kid will be autistic, or that if you don’t take prenatal vitamins your kid won’t be autistic.

There’s no evidence that the nanoparticles in baby formula are unsafe.

I take the same supplement, and to my understand, if you’re low on B12 your body is just terrible at absorbing it so you need to consume a shit ton to get enough. In my case, it’s probably linked with my acid reflux. My doctor also told me that you can’t take too much b/c you’ll just pee out the excess.

Bread is evil and wraps are all healthy. Everyone knows that.

Yeah I don’t know what fantasy land they live in where you can just give the animal to someone willing to keep it with claws. Like animals aren’t put down in shelters the other day.

What are the objective measures you would use to tell if someone was a good politician?

People are being buttholes to you so I’ll just say that we have always declawed our cats, and they’ve all been strays that we took in. The procedure never really seemed to affect any of them after a day or two.

And you’re Mother Teresa, obviously.

My cat is declawed and her murdering capabilities decreased by maybe 1%. Those fish are toast either way.

Every kitten I’ve ever seen declawed has been back to normal like 2 days later. I’m pretty sure if you chopped my fingers off it would take quite a bit longer for me to be running around murdering mice and bugs again (or whatever the human equivalent to that is). So I have a hard time believing that this is a fair…

You “have to go through.” This is a hilarious comment. It made me laugh out loud at work. Thakn you.

GOD MOM, YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND! YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE!

I loved it. I have literally hundreds of pictures of my dog NOT shitting on the rug. And yet, he did shit on the rug while I was at work yesterday. I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT.

I think most people’s point is, why is she receiving regular old jail time instead of being institutionalized in a mental health facility. That was my takeaway anyway.

I was in line at Walgreens the other day and the guy in front of was buying a bunch of those big cans of Arizona Sweet Tea. He was going on to the cashier about how his kids drink too much pop, and he was buying the tea so they’d drink something healthy. I keep wondering WHAT THE HELL made him think that shit is in…