Eh. I recommend panty liners, but you could try both.

I’m shocked that you don’t find it painful to yank a dry wad of cotton out of your vagina. Fyi, even if it isn’t painful, it isn’t recommended as it causes tiny tears on your vaginal walls, which can lead to infection.

Newsflash: man thinks people 10 years younger than him lack maturity and work ethic. Surely this is a special feature of millenials and not THE WAY THINGS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.

Definitely. Or just buy oversized neutral-colored basics at Walmart.

I’d love to hear your explanation of Kasich’s “moderate” policies.

Just drip, drip, dripping right off his skull.

Whew. I wondered how much things could change in 6 years. People are insane.

See, we did a bunch of extra-curriculars, but there wasn’t this bullshit about parents going to every game and (holy shit) EVERY PRACTICE. My parents both worked until late so I was responsible for getting myself home. I hope to be able to provide my kids more support than that but I’ll be damned if I’m spending my…

I’m a lawyer (husband is an engineer/project manager) and I think YOU are future ME, since I’m pregnant with my first right now. I could give a shit less what other people think. When we were deciding whether to have kids my big con was always, “We’ll have to deal with other kids’ idiot parents.”

What do you mean by top tier? I’ve never heard that applied to undergraduate schools generally. Honestly, I went to a state school all the way through, got a great education, and make a shit ton of money in a job I love (and I graduated in 2010 when the job market was in the toilet). I think the pressure to go to the…

This is fucking insane!

Why do you go to practices? Is that I thing now?

I’m so confused by these comments. Are school sports not a thing anymore? Why are kids (let alone parents) staying in hotels all the time?!

Wait why would you have to go to ANY practices let alone ALL of them? I never saw a parent at a practice growing up. Mine rarely made it to meets (track and cross country) but it didn’t bother me b/c (1) I was doing it b/c I enjoyed it, not to impress them, and (2) track and cross country are boring as hell to watch.

You can have a kid and not sign up for that. The annoying parents will judge you, but you don’t want to be friends with those people anyway. They’re miserable!

I live in the midwest and I’ve never paid even half that for an overseas ticket.

Boring opinion: whether they are great or sucky is totally subjective.

No music video moment tops the one where the rain starts and the one guy inexplicably dives over the table, taking out the wedding cake.

I have a friend who had to go through SEVERAL doctors to get a vasectomy in his late 20s b/c he was too young and would change his mind. Apparently those doctors forgot that the procedure is a minor one and completely reversible. *eye roll*

It’s amazing what your parents forget. I just found out we’re having a girl and I’m terrified (but excited) b/c I have two sisters and we are all HORRIBLE people as teenagers. I brought that up to my mom and she seems to have no recollection of the screaming, crying, “I hate you”s, phone calls to the cops, my sister…