Man I hope you’re joking and/or never having kids.

What? After light beer ice cream is the easiest, tastiest thing coming back up. Not sure why you’re unable to clear out your sinuses though . . .

Your first post made me think you were a jerk, but the second post made me think your friends are jerks. Maybe both are true?

SERIOUSLY. I had a friend visit with her 6-month-old this weekend (her first kid). I felt like a goddamn hero for holding him for half an hour so she could drink a glass of wine.

Not to mention if you get the perfect red it will fade after 18 seconds and no longer be the perfect red.

If you are going dark to light and you’re not a well-seasoned self-bleacher (odd phrase . . .) definitely get a pro. I don’t want you to end up with orange hair. Or no hair.

They generally have a drying function. They’re also usually adjustable so you can use them for #1 and #2, it just moves the water stream to hit the right spot. No reason to throw out the TP though. I mean there’s already a holder and it would be a good backup.

Most of them (newer models anyway) have a drying function. Nice warm stream of air.

I’m pregnant with my first and I never thought i wanted kids when I was younger (I’m 31). I think (hope?) you can have kids and just say fuck all that nonsense. Give them a real name, go to their games but NOT their practices for god’s sake. You just have to not care that the other parents think you’re an ass.

I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a Chipotle but they don’t hold a gun to your head and force you to finish it in one sitting. The bowl actually comes in what is basically a cheap tupperware container.

I was with you until the last part, which was really presumptive and not very nice.

So if a greek person makes an amazing gyro, and they move to the U.S., they lose the ability to make an amazing gyro? They can’t even make a GOOD gyro anymore? Can greek people in other countries make good gyros? Perhaps some European countries that are CLOSER to Greece than the U.S. is?

Okay, but what the FUCK kind of attorney shows up to court without a tie? It’s like not wearing pants.

Yeah, even where the judge is old friends with the lawyer, it’s always “Counsel” or “Mr./Mrs./Ms. ______” in court.

Yeah but then you’re letting the legislative branch police judges. Sounds good in theory, unless you don’t like the particular legislature. Example: any number of batshit stories about state legislatures passing batshit laws.

Hilarious that you’re accusing others of misplaced indignation, when you are upset about the private thoughts of people who choose to not eat meat. How about you just don’t worry it?

In the past several years I’ve had (1) a judge berate me in court for wearing a pant suit, and (2) a judge refuse my request that the lawyers take of our jackets, when it was August and the small town courthouse didn’t have A/C.

It’s all the luck of the gene pool. I’m 31 and recently had to give up all of my beautiful, beautiful heels b/c of a big fucking bunion. My coworker is 59 and she rocks a pointy-toed stiletto EVERY DAY.

In general, it’s hard for me to listen to news articles as a drive to work. Much easier to listen to a podcast. But I agree Deadcast is bad.

I love the human race.