I’m a Lions fan and I don’t think the Packers know that we have a rivalry with them. If they did, they probably wouldn’t care.

You would be within your rights to throw his phone out the window. Others are sharing cutesy stories but this is seriously dangerous shit.

Yeah, unlike the men in our parents’ and grandparents’ ages, who were always cooking and cleaning . . .

Thaaaank you! Fig is complaining about the monster he/she created.

It’s too late for this one but uh, if you have any more kids you might want to have them do chores as they grow up.

I can barely make it through a meal with one of my parents, so for me, moving into the dorms my freshman year of college was the best thing that ever happened to me. Your situation is your own, but sometimes your mental health is worth the financial struggle.

Lol. Honestly the worst thing about not having a period is freaking out that you’re pregnant! Mine were so bad that it was worth it to me to get rid of them altogether, but I definitely understand the need for that monthly/quarterly reassurance!

Have you tried it for more than just a couple of months. It can take a long time (almost a year for me) for spotting to stop completely.

No it’s just not thickening b/c you’re not ovulating.

No. It took months of microgestin for my period to stop completely, but I had no monthly symptoms whatsoever once it was done.

I’m not sure the point you are trying to make. I meant “weathered” as in “beaten down by weather, i.e., the environment, over time.” You didn’t even list sunscreen in your 2 needs so I’m assuming you don’t take care of your skin and it is therefore worn and sad looking (and possibly riddled with cancer).

Enjoy your weathered skin. Some of us prefer to look nice.

I say this at work all the time.

I’m not sure what is confusing. The study says that heightened levels of certain substances contained in prenatal vitamins may cause an increased risk of autism. It certainly doesn’t say that if you take prenatal vitamins your kid will be autistic, or that if you don’t take prenatal vitamins your kid won’t be autistic.

There’s no evidence that the nanoparticles in baby formula are unsafe.

I take the same supplement, and to my understand, if you’re low on B12 your body is just terrible at absorbing it so you need to consume a shit ton to get enough. In my case, it’s probably linked with my acid reflux. My doctor also told me that you can’t take too much b/c you’ll just pee out the excess.

Bread is evil and wraps are all healthy. Everyone knows that.

Yeah I don’t know what fantasy land they live in where you can just give the animal to someone willing to keep it with claws. Like animals aren’t put down in shelters the other day.

What are the objective measures you would use to tell if someone was a good politician?

People are being buttholes to you so I’ll just say that we have always declawed our cats, and they’ve all been strays that we took in. The procedure never really seemed to affect any of them after a day or two.