And you’re Mother Teresa, obviously.

My cat is declawed and her murdering capabilities decreased by maybe 1%. Those fish are toast either way.

Every kitten I’ve ever seen declawed has been back to normal like 2 days later. I’m pretty sure if you chopped my fingers off it would take quite a bit longer for me to be running around murdering mice and bugs again (or whatever the human equivalent to that is). So I have a hard time believing that this is a fair…

You “have to go through.” This is a hilarious comment. It made me laugh out loud at work. Thakn you.

GOD MOM, YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND! YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE!

I loved it. I have literally hundreds of pictures of my dog NOT shitting on the rug. And yet, he did shit on the rug while I was at work yesterday. I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT.

I think most people’s point is, why is she receiving regular old jail time instead of being institutionalized in a mental health facility. That was my takeaway anyway.

I was in line at Walgreens the other day and the guy in front of was buying a bunch of those big cans of Arizona Sweet Tea. He was going on to the cashier about how his kids drink too much pop, and he was buying the tea so they’d drink something healthy. I keep wondering WHAT THE HELL made him think that shit is in…

Newsflash: man thinks people 10 years younger than him lack maturity and work ethic. Surely this is a special feature of millenials and not THE WAY THINGS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.

Definitely. Or just buy oversized neutral-colored basics at Walmart.

I’d love to hear your explanation of Kasich’s “moderate” policies.

Just drip, drip, dripping right off his skull.

Whew. I wondered how much things could change in 6 years. People are insane.

See, we did a bunch of extra-curriculars, but there wasn’t this bullshit about parents going to every game and (holy shit) EVERY PRACTICE. My parents both worked until late so I was responsible for getting myself home. I hope to be able to provide my kids more support than that but I’ll be damned if I’m spending my…

I’m a lawyer (husband is an engineer/project manager) and I think YOU are future ME, since I’m pregnant with my first right now. I could give a shit less what other people think. When we were deciding whether to have kids my big con was always, “We’ll have to deal with other kids’ idiot parents.”

What do you mean by top tier? I’ve never heard that applied to undergraduate schools generally. Honestly, I went to a state school all the way through, got a great education, and make a shit ton of money in a job I love (and I graduated in 2010 when the job market was in the toilet). I think the pressure to go to the…

This is fucking insane!

Why do you go to practices? Is that I thing now?

I’m so confused by these comments. Are school sports not a thing anymore? Why are kids (let alone parents) staying in hotels all the time?!

Wait why would you have to go to ANY practices let alone ALL of them? I never saw a parent at a practice growing up. Mine rarely made it to meets (track and cross country) but it didn’t bother me b/c (1) I was doing it b/c I enjoyed it, not to impress them, and (2) track and cross country are boring as hell to watch.