Let me know if you find one . . .

These stories freak me out. Formula is “absolutely necessary” the moment you can’t make enough milk for your child (or he isn’t latching, or something else is preventing him from getting fully fed from breastfeeding). I’ve heard of so many babies who lose a bunch of weight before their parents “give in” and give them…

Well you’re also bringing an unvaccinated child into your potentially crowded waiting room, where he could get others sick. That could be a reason.

Yeah I have a chiro that mostly does massage and then a quick adjustment and it has gotten rid of so much neck pain. I would think it’s mostly due to the massage but who knows. I also once had a rib pop out of place and a chiro popped in back in (which was great b/c then I could breathe again).

So . . . on days you’re not planning on having a woman’s face near your business . . . you wipe back to front? B/c unless a woman’s face will be down there, you don’t care if your genitals are covered in poo? Is that what you’re saying?

THIGH HIGH? Did you mean to type ankle or calf or any leg part other than thigh?

I’m trying to picture in my mind how you could possibly wipe front to back by just going in between your legs from the front. Like maybe your wrists bend in a special way? Are you using some sort of DEVICE?

This is only true if you don’t have cats or toddlers.

Dude why wouldn’t you just leave the light off and sit down? I think most men do this . . .

My husband told me hit sits a lot of the time when he pees (at home, inside). I was like, “Yeah why wouldn’t you take a rest?”

Gotta say, I’m not rich or a dude and I agree with the OP. Golf can be really cheap if you play on a public course and it’s an excuse to drink outside in the sunshine.

It’s mostly a medium for schmoozing and drinking, as far as I know.

How do you NOT have Amazon Prime? Where do you buy things?

As a resident of SW Michigan I feel like a younger sibling pathetically trying to be included in the fun . . .

I have crazy ass curly hair that can escape ANY pin/hairtie/headband combo and I love that moment where I get sweaty enough that it stays down and out of my goddamn face. I usually run my first mile or two in a sweatshirt to speed up the process.

Man you’ve had an in-the-house job a long time if you think it’s a good idea to put this pic up in an office . . .

So he was attractive 20 years, 40 pounds, and a bazillion gallons of booze and drugs ago.

What do you mean they can’t explain him to you? He is conventionally attractive and in great shape. TA DA.

I’d watch who you’re calling ignorantly silly when you’re making such absurdly simplistic statements. Reducing the amount of taxpayer money being used for social programs is a tiny part of what could even be considered “fiscal responsibility.” What about cutting taxes at the same time we started pumping massive…

BINGO. I also live in a red, wealthy area in a blue, not-so-wealthy state. Who needs social safety nets when you can just build a huge wall around your neighborhood to protect your family from THE OTHERS?