I started to think about this then remembered how silly the entire conversation is. THEN I realized the work day is over and that I get to leave work (and therefore Gawker messageboards) for TWO WHOLE DAYS.

There is someone commenting on multiple threads and he’s so serious about this topic that I went from chuckling to feeling bad for him. Like, I wonder if he sleeps soundly at night knows that SKINWALKERS MIGHT BE REAL.

Dude I just want you to know that skinwalkers aren’t real. You can turn the light off when you go to bed tonight (AFTER you check under the bed, obvi).

I mean, there were a million things in the original 7 books that didn’t makes sense/wouldn’t ACTUALLY fit into the real world. They were still great reads.

I love when a person decides that EVERYONE is so dumb for misunderstanding you. It’s definitely not your fault!

Drivers ed should also now consist of the driver repeatedly picking up their cellphone and then being hit with a strong electric shock. Create some really strong negative feelings there.

Man you are one of like 1000 people in the comments saying that YOUR level of speeding is just right, and people who want to speed MORE than that can just suck it. What’s weird is that you guys are all citing different numbers for what speed is just right . . . Maybe we should all just stick to the rule (i.e., law)…

Maybe they have like a lot of poster decorating materials in their car, and they make a big poster that says “I PREFER TO PASS YOU ON THE LEFT NOW” and they stick it out of the sun roof (I’m assuming they have a sunroof in this scenario). I’m not sure what you find difficult to understand about that.

Because he’s in everyone’s way and in most states it’s (1) illegal to cruise in the left lane, and (2) illegal to pass on the right?

“Because I like to do what I like to do, and if that inconveniences everyone else and is contrary to the rules of the road, and the laws in many states, tough.”

What? The left lane is for passing. That’s the law. God I always wondered about those people that NEVER get over and make you go into the right lane to pass. You’re one of those people! And you think you’re in the right! Amazing . . .

Now that I read this I regret my earlier comment. You obviously have no idea what you’re talking about.

Man I wish half the people on the road would think this once in awhile.

Not sure that’s a crime. Attempt means you have to have intent to cause the actual result, while manslaughter is generally distinct from murder in that it lacks intent.

I was with you until the last sentence. Slow people are a problem that cause accidents. Tailgaters are also a problem that cause accidents.

Totally agree that this ad is not indecent, but can we not with the “real people” shit?

Nom!

Oh my god I’ve found the only other sane person on this thread.

Your shit is about 1/3 bacteria by weight. Some of those little guys are getting ingested.

Dude. Have you ever had e. coli? It’s MUCH WORSE than pink eye.