I can’t believe you fools are ALL choosing eyes!

The scary thing is we are on schedule for that fashion to circle back around in several years. The 90s shit was bad enough but, Jesus Christ, I’m not prepared to see teenage girls walking around with ridiculously low jeans, covered in butterflies from head to toe.

Or banana pancakes. Or banana pancake muffins. There’s so much easy stuff to do with gross ass soft bananas!

I’ve worked at multiple places that did this with condiments, booze, etc. I’ve never heard of a customer noticing. People are just blindly brand loyal.

Dude. Hang it on a rack to dry.

Why is that lame? It sounds really smart and forward-thinking.

Do you think a not-incredibly-beautiful woman who took the same path as her would be famous? At all?

The answer, my friend, is not enough.

I don’t know that people “care so much” when they make flippant remarks about not liking something.

Yes, that is equally disingenuous and obnoxious.

Ah. I was probably really douchey about drinking at that age as well (e.g., “I’m going to get so wasted tonight!” type of stuff). Actually I was probably really douchey about most things at that age, so I can’t judge.

I don’t know if you mean “a person who is drunk” or “an alcoholic.” If you mean a person who is drunk, I guess you have a pretty serious issue with the use of any mind-altering substance, which is a valid opinion (although I disagree with it and I’ve had lots of fun, crazy times that probably wouldn’t have happened…

Nice, but I would’ve gone with Gestapoo.

Me too! I’m pregnant and not drinking is KIND OF boring on weekends. This was not helpful.

Wow. I love me some wine and beer, and drinking with friends, but I just cannot comprehend trying to sneak someone a drug that I know they don’t want. Super weird and messed up.

I feel sorry for those people.

As a great man once said, “I don’t need to alcohol to have a good time. But you need a good time to have a good time.”

I agree, except the OP said they grew up with alcoholics, so I can see how those people would want to avoid it at all costs.

Oh god potheads. And if you have a little they want you to HAVE MORE, HAVE IT ALL.

I don’t know if you’re joking, but if you’re not this is a REALLY sad view of things!