Budweiser is celebrating this Super Bowl by releasing a version of Budweiser that consists of a near-empty Bud bottle with a bottle of better beer attached to it, which is what’s really providing the alcohol.

Cam is not some random LB or RB or diva WR.

Really? Cam Newton’s behavior would have been fine if he had gotten up there and said “We lost this game because my receivers sucked and my offensive line couldn’t protect.” But because he gave short answers, he’s not a “leader”? Seems weird.

Give me the phoniest redemption tale and I’ll usually buy it.

Doesn’t he already eat Papa John’s?

So here’s a sincere question: How do people who have just lost the Super Bowl usually behave? Because, if my memory serves, they usually act glum, answer questions curtly, and (often) cut the interview off after a few questions. But maybe my memory is faulty?

The Panthers lost all around on offense. There’s no doubt the Broncos were better but Newton didn’t miss the field goal or cause his receivers to drop a half dozen passes (at least one for an interception) or cause Tolbert’s two fumbles, or cause his special teams guys to allow the longest punt return in Super Bowl…

NFC South. But yeah the AFC South sucks too.

Unless they are filled with money...

Sorry. I mistyped something on a fucking phone. I’ll have a talk with my copy editor. Christ.

Got my guys monogrammed flasks.

My two big takeaways were that Carolina is a great home team and the rest of those AFC South defenses are really, really lousy.

Oh, relax. He “blew it” in the same way Tom Brady “blew it” against this team two weeks ago — he lost a game to a tremendous defense that forced him into too many mistakes. Some were crucial, some were just part of standard gameplay, but Cam’s persona neither makes him more or less culpable than any other quarterback…

We all have rough days. The important thing to remember is to hold your head high until Yoplait again.

What the fuck? When did Deadspin turn into a shitty fucking hot take factory? How the hell are you comparing Newton’s press conference to that Manning press conference? Manning literally blamed his teammates for the loss. THAT is what made that so shitty. Neeton didn’t do anything like that. He gave curt answers. He…

Everyone besides the QB on the Broncos offense is similarly familiar.

Cam blew it, but so did Peyton.

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

After all those Greek yogurt ads, I think people were just expecting someone a bit more cultured.

Well this is absolutely despicable, and you should be ashamed of yourself. No way you had the express written consent of the National Football League to post that Tweet/Vine.