Yes you have those things. No you don’t have to detox.

Oh man that’s awful. I wish people would shut their faces and listen to experts (in this case DOCTORS).

If it goes poorly it can end up jamming your shit in there even more tightly, or even tearing your intensinal walls. Please don’t do it.

Srsly, if I ever get backed up I just go out for cheap mexican food and drink a bottle of wine when I get home. Problem. Solved.

Oh man I’m pregnant and I’m using it as an excuse to not shave my legs anymore (not sure how those two things are related but WHATEVER). It’s been at least 2 weeks. My hair has gotten soft. Lovin it. I’m also using it as an excuse to not paint my nails (TOXINS) or eat anything other than pasta.

No, they’re not. You don’t do any prep and some non-medically trained person sticks a tube in your ass and blasts water up there. Not a medical thing. Not healthy. Not safe.

Yeah fuck all that. Eat runny eggs and lunchmeat.

This comment is equal parts funny, wonderful, and awful. Talk about things that make you laugh and then tug uncomfortably at your collar.

Your comment is from a few days ago so I’m a little late but I thought I’d add my two cents. Yeah, it’s really common for a woman to fear for her safety when rejecting a man. I have several times in my life, and I have lived most of my life on the up and up in nice, small towns. Intoxicated men are very likely to get…

I didn’t respond to the comment I didn’t read. I responded to the one I did read. DER.

I skimmed your crazy long comment from this morning. You’re too worked up about this. Take a deep breath and move on.

I like your second paragraph. I realize this is how Gawker media generates clicks, but sometimes I see a story and think, “how did they even FIND this?!” Next thing you know some idiot 19 year old from some shitty college in Arkansas is internet famous and his life is fucked up.

Your comment made me choke on my sandwich. Well done.

TELL US YOUR ADDRESS OR YOU’RE A RACIST.

Their costumes did not look similar to blackface, though.

OR, they are being called out b/c the picture that Jezebel used makes the paint look brown, not purple, and doesn’t make the glitter or other “alien” parts of the costume apparent.

How about you just run your races that don’t have beer or donuts and let us fun runners drink and eat? What is wrong with that?

It’s fried dough covered in sugar. Which part of that isn’t amazing?

Eventually, university management shuts down everything fun. That sounds a lot like something that would have happened at my (tiny, isolated in the great white north) engineering school, except we definitely would’ve eaten pasties.

Sweet Baby Ray’s.