Ugh my friend tried to get me to do a marathon in DC where you slam a beer after mile 19. I asked her if she knew there were 7 miles after that . . .

Hey hey hey, let’s not say anything too crazy.

You’re right. He should enroll in the police academy! Run for office! Become a REAL LIFE superhero! Sometimes all a parent can do when something bad happens to their kid is try to help them get through it. Relax.

HA. Well now that I know what he’s capable of, I agree with puzzlepiece: a cake is totally inadequate.

Solve the problem? What do you want Kevin Smith to do about the fact that two men are running around pretending to be uber drivers to kidnap women? Don a superhero costume? Damn it was a nice gesture to make his daughter smile after a shitty experience.

I read an old Nora Roberts book recently where the male “hero” told the female heroine that she had such a small mouth, a child’s mouth, and then kissed her. WTF?

I don’t know, he’s probably fabulously wealthy, seems to love his family, and who’s to say having a successful podcast isn’t a good thing?

Keep on fighting the good fight.

Doesn’t perform well? I’m not a Broncos fan but . . . do you know which teams are playing in the Super Bowl?

What are you confused by? The meaning of the word “recant”?

Life tip, when it seems like EVERYONE is saying you’re wrong and an asshole, spend some time on self-reflection. You’ll be a better person for it.

This is literally the longest internet comment I’ve ever seen. Much longer than the article you didn’t read.

You don’t buy into the narrative, except right now, when you buy into that exact narrative. Strong principles!

WHAAAA?! This story makes me want to light myself on fire. Jesus.

Honestly if I saw you were putting in that much effort, I’d probably say let the kid kick my seat for the last hour!

I like to purposefully sit by people who have their bags on the seat (planes, trains, etc.). I just start to sit while I say, “This seat is open right?”

Nah. I always try to get the first flight of the day if I can, and I like to wake up and put my make up on as we start to descend. It’s not like make up smells.

I hate people who leave their bags on! Not only is it rude it’s a good deal to have all your shit stolen out of your bag while you stand there like an idiot.

I do the same with grapefruit juice if its available. I mean, you’re drinking low cal and getting vitamin C. Practically detoxing right there.

Hahaha!