So we can write you off as a journalist then, correct? Opinion pieces is all Jalopnik has become. Time for someone to start a real Automotive journalist site.

He does not care, he wants to hate

This is good Kinja.

This needs to go to the top. 

Indeed. That’s not the only error in the article. Click bait headline designed to get picked up by bots and aggregators, and 4 threadbare “paragraphs”... come on. Write something worth reading.

You need to do some more research, The EPA applied a new correction factor beginning in the 2017 model year, which dropped the base C7 manual’s ratings from 17/28/21 to 16/25/19. Contrary to what your headline says, the new C8 is rated better than the outgoing C7.

I give you credit; when you go trolling, you don’t fuck around.

Sad. You are the one missing out...not Chevrolet.

Or you could do each run with just enough gas to complete it, then fill the tank up with more for the next, etc.  You're just hauling around extra dead weight with the fuel you aren't going to use.

Modern version of this

That still costs you money, but you’ve already paid it.

Every week it seems there’s a question about getting out of a loan or lease very early into the term.

Mostly true, GM’s 3800 was a 90* v6.

Yes, but how many people are going to pay more for the same power in exchange for a little better mileage that will take forever to make back the upcharge for the engine? Plus, new tech often means issues that will make people even more wary.

I think a good part of the issue is that there are no “career” dealerships anymore, outside of boutique exotic stuff. The entire sales staff, from the managers on down, function in a revolving door model, transiently moving from one store to the next, multiple times a year. The idea of a “customer for life” is…

the kicker is that many of these “yuppies” are buying these $50k cars, with those $900/mo payments, and are sharing a two bedroom apartment and are only paying $725/mo for a bedroom. They are balling hard in their urban commando mobile and going home to their blank room with a mattress on the floor and an ACER laptop…

i live in colorado and the telluride is a depressingly frequent sight already. at least these dipshit yuppies are predictable!

So anyone who creates a product should be open for theft and violation of copyright law just because they weren’t prepared for demand? I’m guessing you don’t know much about business. Or anything else for that matter. Now get back to work, those fries aren’t going to serve themselves. 

Well, the British passed what is believed to be the first solid copywright law in 1710.

whatever the latest kinja update was.