My boss is worth somewhere around $500 million. 

I’ll let you in on a secret. Most rich people aren’t driving an Aston Martin. That is if we are talking about high net worth people with money in the bank.

That’s the point where I park my car where it is, halfway in, and feign getting out like I’m fine parking there, so long as it ruins her spot.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Yeah. Rule number one of corporate communication is to leave no embarrassing paper trail.

wow, i cannot believe this bridge has not been getting the coverage it so deserves. that curb jutting out from the side?? pure evil. 

Someone in planning was lied to about how big 8" actually is.

Big ice cream fan, are you?

Disney always insists that I’m this character... which I can’t argue with.

I mean, it’s right there in the article:

Is it because you think a lot of the market segment looks similar?

Look guys, I don’t mind ads. I know. I work in tech. Ads help pay the bills. And as such, ads pay MY bills.

Never buy someone else’s project. Instant crack pipe.

i am really hoping that that is a typo.

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

Do... do you work for Veridian Dynamics?

Short term gain for long term disaster. It’s easy to enjoy a massive spike in profits if you start cutting corners so that your P/L statement looks great. But if the corners you’re cutting get you a reputation for making dangerous crap that kills people, well, that’s not a sustainably profitable scenario.

I hope Boeing’s communications leadership team is also getting a well deserved heave-ho

Same thing has happened to me many times playing KSP. That's the same,  right? 

“siri set a timer for nine hours and fifty minutes”