Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

I bet this is really going to change the way she looks at golf tournaments.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

This comment aged well.

I’ve already responded to my wife’s criticism by raising my voice and declaring “I like beer. Sometimes I drink too much beer. Do you like beer?”

That kid threw a frozen rope strike to the plate. This guy one hops it to 2nd base from shallow left. So if it is, it’s the Jamie Moyer version.

K-Mart brand Dave Grohl was there to encourage him.

It’s going to be fine, Pats fans. They get to host to Dolphins this week.

I still have no faith in my 3-0 team to do anything significant.

Kansas Jayhawks finally wins a road game, the Browns, and Tiger finally win...it has to be said...

Oh god there are really some horrible people here. And by “here” I mean, in this room where I am sitting alone, laughing.

AGK, don’t listen to this guy, each and every one of your puns is a precious joule.

Watt? I’d be shocked if he wasn’t.

*fist pump*

I wonder if his brother will be charged. 

I know there are a lot of jokes to make about this story, but how terribly sad for his family and friends. What an awful way to go.

Watt a horrible way to diode...

Trying to resistor the urge to make another pun...

No Yankee fans were injured when they got on top of the train, primarily because they’re already dead inside.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Guess he was really amped up after the win.