It is a sport, like any sport, where there is risks and rewards. You could say the same thing of gymnastics,  did you see the girl who broke both legs on the floor exercise?, or football, or soccer, or ice skating, even cycling, diving, tennis. All sports, anything that involves physical activity can lead to injury or…

14th time is the charm, they say

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

Good thing he wasn’t playing at Santa Anita

Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

I don’t have a ton of experience with barbells, but my understanding is that they’re not supposed to be flying.

“You do it.”

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

The master plan of six to ten people was to have one guy walk up to Ortiz and shoot him in the back?

So we have six amateurs who planned to rob Ortiz and the first step in the master plan was to shoot him in the back in front of 100 people and then run away.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

Preface: This is no defense of Angel Hernandez and other trigger-happy umps. Hernandez flat out sucks and shouldn’t be umpiring tee ball.

Just how damaging is Hernandez’s video of Manfred?

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

The Mets aren’t bad the same way the Jets are bad. They play the long game.

give it time

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

I’d want him on my team.

Yep.  Definitely don’t get the criticism on this.  Based on the headline, I was expecting him to get tripped up mid-air, do an awkward flip mid-air, and barely avoid disaster.