I wish Puig was as flamboyant as he used to be. Cardinal fans would absolutely be losing their shit right now, and would go on one of their patented “playing the right way” rampages.

Jets fans are unforgiving. Nothing short of a Super Bowl appearance will truly sate them. He’s got to pay the bowl toll to get into this poise hole.

I run two miles a day, five days a week, at best about 8:30/mile ... and by the end of the run I’m basically praying for death. I don’t know how anyone does a marathon, let alone an ultra. These people are nuts.

Jose Bautista is subject of one of my all time favorite Onion articles (graphics?)

Exactly. Thank you. It’s a shame he got hurt, but Profar seems shockingly casual to the point of negligence, while Smith does everything correctly and safely.

How so? It looks like Smith is sliding straight toward the base only to find Profar inexplicably stepping right into him.

See?

In fairness to Votto, there’s a backstory to this and that is that Eagles fans suck.

Sounds like my first date.

Grayson Allen must be kicking himself.

Ha. That’s not happening. Your wife is gone for good.

when he comes back and when lebron signs and when my wife comes back the sixers will be nba champions

Which is why a 7 foot ex con with a mohawk and sleeveless ref shirt to show off all his prison tatts sounds like a great ref to me. How many of those pansy ass parents are gonna try and cross that guy?

I honestly think this is a great idea that will be strangled in its crib.

Fresh off the beet farm.

Brandon Roy

Brandon Roy

Brad Stevens made him look like an All Star...maybe we’re just seeing what happens when you shatter his confidence and take away a top tier coach.

Now it just looks like a standard ugly shot, instead of like, literally the ugliest shot.

I’m beginning to get to that stage where I’ve looked at this guy’s jumpshot so often and with such focus that every single jumpshot looks weird now, like when you start saying a word over and over again and it loses meaning