I expect the comments section will be calm and rational.

“Raise the ball out in front of your chin, exactly where a defender can block it, and then just kind of seizure it up toward the rim.”
I have to say, it’s a testament to his athletic ability that he makes the ones he does in this clip. He makes Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf look like Jerry West. In fact....nahhh I’m not…

So did a shoulder injury alter his shot and zap his brain? Did he alter his shot, hurt his shoulder, then zap his brain? Was his brain zapped by Danny Ainge and all this shoulder stuff nonsense?

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

If you’re having trouble figuring out how Love eased tensions and unified the team, look no further than the Bible.

Guys if you need me I’ll be outside lighting myself on fire.

As much fun (and narrative sense) it makes to blame those stupid 4th down plays, the reason the Steelers lost this game is that their defense blew nuts. The offense scored 42 points even with all those miscues. It’s the most ever scored in a home playoff loss.

Most telling stat for how bad they got their ass kicked was no one on a Thibs coached team played more than 31 minutes.

As a one eyed person (with a prosthetic eye to boot), I find this delightful and would laugh at this, but I understand not all Cyclopses, as we like to be called, would.

Stat comparison:

“I wanted some salt but didn’t know the wifi password, so I couldn’t salt.”

A Bluetooth speaker that also dispenses salt and has a light. Oh, and I’m suppsed to open an app to dispense the salt. And I’d have to shake the phone like I’d shake a salt shaker.

Because its 2017 and everything is offensive..

Straight to the bottom of the sympathy pile.

I honestly hope Burfict misses every game from now on and dies penniless. The guy spent his entire career trying to injure people with dirty shots.

Gobert’s injuries aren’t doing the Jazz any Favors.

According to a Houston player, the Astros often knew what Darvish was about to throw by the way he brought the ball into his glove in the set position.

The only way the Eagles have a shot at a deep playoff run now is if they take drastic steps and bring aboard a player whose very presence might cause a huge distraction due to his off-the-field racial statements.