I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

Pfft, Vlad would’ve crushed that one for a stand-up double.

I don’t know if that was Iverson’s first time hearing that song. I do know that it was the first and last time I listen to that song.

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

I mean, that is total fucking bullshit. First of all, why is it incumbent on the batter to get out of the way. Don’t throw at the batter! Second of all, it looked like he was keyed in, ready to swing, and then when he saw the ball was coming for him, it was too late.

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

I’m a die hard Celtics fan for 35 years, and I actually want to get a poster of that Wall shot going through the hoop with this Simmons tweet overlaid on it.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

“Uh, preferably not like Brandon Knight?”

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

He really dinged the donger

I want a Judge-Gallo-Stanton HR derby this year. Only those three though, get it over in an hour.

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

Your math is mostly right but you forgot to carry the “Wizards can’t have nice things”.