You’ve written a lot of correct things over the years, but this

That broccoli sounds amazing.

I read it as more “ this diet has eclipsed every ounce of personality my freind had, please talk about literally anything else for ten seconds”, rather than never mention anything ever. Could be wrong though.

“aerating the juice in a blender to get it nice and fluffy”

You are on point today.

Same. I can, and will, massacre a bag of christmas oranges (or clementines, take your pick). It’s the best part of Christmas!

Hm. Thanksgiving is next week, and we aren’t doing anything..but I should make this.

If you make this, please share with the class.

Where was this last night, when I made steak salad? Ah well, the balsamic was good anyway.

I think I’m going to try and make these.

For you, sure. But some people have disabilities or other life things that make that “about a minute” a lot longer. Your timesaver might be different than another’s.

Okay bro, whatever makes you sleep better at night. NYC is very unique and special.

Dangerous? It depends. Overly spicy food for a perso ‘s palate can cause vomiting and other symptoms-or sometimes just a stomach ache. The article doesn’t say how much or under what circumstances the hot sauce was eaten, but if the kid needed medical attention, it was probably more than a fingertip.

please get ahold of yourself.

Leave bagels alone!

Thank you for reminding me that Vietnamese coffee is delicious and I should do it more.