Greek donuts! Traditionally soaked in honey syrup, but ours will add all kinds of toppings.

There is a loukoumades shop by us now, and they always seem to give extra. Since tiny doughnuts are, and will always be, my jam, I do not complain.

Corn syrup? That’s what I learned to use.

I get it for taller women, honestly; society would have way more opinions on your relationship if you’re with a short dude, and that’s its own kind of tiring. But it does limit your options significantly for sure.

That is just so specific! Were the shelves in her house just absurdly high up? Like, I’m short and I like taller dudes, I won’t deny it, but my husband is 6'ish and that’s kind of my limit.

Those earrings actually are pretty cute, to be fair. Not enough for me to buy, mind, but cute.

I’ve been to Sault St.Marie exactly once, coming from Alberta to Ontario. It was neat! I don’t think we ate anywhere, I think my spouse just wanted to show me the rapids.

What makes it Franco-Canadian? The yellow split peas. And apparently it was developed in Sault Ste. Marie to feed Voyageur, but that might just be a myth.

It has a weird flavour, for sure. I do think it might be the amount of sugar just not meshing well with the espresso. Apparently the syrup is pumpkin puree, sugar, and condensed milk? I dunno, but it does taste off.

It’s so good!

Yeah, it’s a pity that “have a fucking adult conversation about the situation and make a damn choice, instead of acting like it’s okay and sleeping with someone else behind buddy’s back” doesn’t seem to be an option.

My blood sugar just spiked looking at this.

I mean...I don’t tend to enjoy pumpkin spice lattes, but the pumpkin sweet cream cold brew thing is aces. Maybe that makes me basic or whatever, but eh.

I fear they have all, like my poor husband, adopted atheleisure, as befitting their nascent Antediluvian status.

We can sit in our corner and enjoy giant 90s pants together.

I respect pants with proper pockets, which is why I wear a lot of cargo pants, fashion be damned. I’m too short for these (and 200$ is...a lot, considering I don’t wear denim very often) but I kind of love them? The little embroidered goldfish are really cute, honestly.

Oh, that’s way funnier.

I would not eat them on a dare,

That is hilarious and just the sort of tacti-cool that drives my spouse bonkers.

While ground espresso-rubbed cheese is delicious, it would not be improved by chocolate. I’m unsure of the thought process that went on here.