Eurgh.

Claire, you are the best writer on the internet. This is awesome, and I am going to do this, possibly today if I don’t drown in my coffee cup instead.

TIL Cheetos makes mac and cheese in America.

They couldn’t even make it look good for the copy.

I knew I could count on you!

The first time I had these, they were filled with apricot jam and had been fresh baked not an hour before.

RIP. It’s okay, the chipotle in adobo soothed my feelings.

I literally made KD 5 minutes ago. Where was this then?

Wings, and no. They give you wet naps for a reason, damn it.

Anything can be a gyros if you are brave enough, I suppose.

Facts. I’ve had expensive wine. It tasted pretty much the same as the boxed wine, and there was less of it.

I have no idea; I haven’t been to Taco Bell in ages.

Isn’t “puffy bread in taco form” a puffy taco?

If anyone desires whimsy, look at the Hendrick’s site. It is magical.

Right? Instant mashed potatoes are already a thing, and are generally cheaper than a bag of chips (where I live, anyway).

1$ beer! The streets will be filled with cheese!

Look, sometimes you decide you cannot justify buying ethically dubious candy, so you decide start making your own peanut butter cups. And then you realize you don’t have the right kind of pan, but you do have casserole dishes, a lot of chocolate, peanut butter, and more powdered sugar than should belong to one person…

I like my peanut butter cups as a casserole dish sized bar. Or Purdy’s.

She might not have a car, to be fair, and at least in Canada you much be in a motor vehicle to use a drive-thru.

Aw man, you just made me realize we’re going to miss sugar bush season. Friggen pandemic.