Oh, we are deeply flawed, I admit; but it’s different if you grow up there. At least we are awful to your face.

Yeah, to Ontario. I’d much rather be home, to be honest. Food and beer’s better here, but home has mountains and (almost) everyone I love.

Ed’s right. I moved to Ontario from Alberta, and the access to Ukrainian food is a travesty. I have to make my own cabbage rolls! Cabbage rolls are meant to be purchased from your dad’s friend’s coworker’s wife!

You eat the head, the arms, the feet, then the rest.

I rarely eat candy corn, but when I do it’s in small bits, tip to base.

Eh & W.

Apparently our A&W is superior? As in, actually good.

Yeah, the nomenclature just sounds risky. I have work friends. My spouse is at home.

Ah, but then you don’t have to eat for a day and a half after!

The best part of moving to Ontario was the discovery of St-Hubert. The best part of St-Hubert is the Piri-Piri burger.

Ah, but Claire is a scientist, and it is not enough to know the answer to one’s hypothesis-one must perform the experiment.

Heh, a buddy of mine met his (now ex) girlfriend at that Tim Horton’s.

I should apologize for that wreck of the reply. Didn’t use dark chocolate, rather.

It never occurred to me that Jean Pare was an exclusively Canadian thing. Huh.

Whatever my husband had prior to me moving in Pyrex.

That chunk of Alberta/BC is just Like That. I admit to liking Jasper better than Banff though, and the little provincial parks in the area are nice.

If the Nanaimo bar doesn’t give you the jitters, it was probably made wrong. Or you used dark chocolate instead to cut the sweetness. I’ll do that sometimes.

A local brewery makes a peanut butter milkshake beer. I assure you, the addition of peanuts to beer is delicious.

Those are Rockets, damn it all!

I was thinking a band.