Nah, I think that’s strictly an American thing; at least I’ve never seen one in Canada.

Oh, this is a good idea! My spouse just bought a kg of it, I could totally do this.

You might want to ask a grandparent if someone in the family line betrayed the fae at some point, or forgot to invite the 13th fairy, gave their legal name to a mysterious old woman in the forest.

I went to my “wedding” (really, I signed some papers at my government employee husband’s office) in my good plaid, my clean jeans, and my battered, second hand, John Deere hat. We also had sushi after he got off work. Total cost? About 80$ish CAD, because my sister was in town and he bought her dinner too.

That is...an elaborate menu. My friend had Indian food at her wedding (as provided by the venue) and my sister went with a roast beef dinner. The end.

They can be fun, as long as you’re not hung up on it being “perfect.” I mean, I didn’t need a wedding, but some people like the party.

Same. I don’t think I’ve ever been in an airport with a Cinnabon. Or a Cinnzeo, for that matter.

Thank you, Claire.

My husband’s got that one. He did the elimination thing for a few years, because they had no idea what was going on, then said “fuck it” and has drugs now.

I will be your enemy! Um, your face looks like a wombat! You smell like a marine iguana! You have a stupid hat!

The only good Tim Horton’s doughnut is an old fashioned plain, fresh from the oven.

The Sauce Road.

It’s a close second though?

Some wrestling chap turned governor (Jesse Ventura) having some kind of legal issue with a Navy SEAL (Chris Kyle, now deceased) over something said SEAL wrote about him, in connection to a barfight that allegedly occurred.

This is possibly the second most American thing I’ve ever read.

It is what the youth say, I have heard it!

Judging by how sweet it’d be, I think I’d cap it at one.

Why...do I want this...where is my shame....

She said “Where’s the flavour boi?”

We go to the sugar bush almost every year, and every year I forget to pick up maple mustard. Whenever I make it at home? Failure!