The only good Tim Horton’s doughnut is an old fashioned plain, fresh from the oven.

The Sauce Road.

It’s a close second though?

Some wrestling chap turned governor (Jesse Ventura) having some kind of legal issue with a Navy SEAL (Chris Kyle, now deceased) over something said SEAL wrote about him, in connection to a barfight that allegedly occurred.

This is possibly the second most American thing I’ve ever read.

It is what the youth say, I have heard it!

Judging by how sweet it’d be, I think I’d cap it at one.

Why...do I want this...where is my shame....

She said “Where’s the flavour boi?”

We go to the sugar bush almost every year, and every year I forget to pick up maple mustard. Whenever I make it at home? Failure!

This sounds delicious.

You are very brave for eating this.

Everything is edible. Some things are edible once.

He asked you why you bought Cap’n Crunch popcorn? You, founder of “Eating Trash With Claire”?

This sounds very tasty with Cheesits. Fussy, but possibly worth it.

That? Is efficiency. until you have to wash it, anyway.

(Kinder Surprise eggs, in my opinion, sit somewhere in between.)

I was mostly appalled at that fearmongering article title.

“Dangers of French Fries”? What, did she have a deadline? No one eats poutine for their health.

I have never attended a wedding that wasn’t massive; there is never any cake/macarons/desserty things left. I did not know this was even a thing.