Thank you for sharing your work! I make that spring onion dip all the time.

Claire: Going where no one has gone before, then writing about it.

It would be a more miserable occasion, to be sure.

More than likely.

Oh probably, honestly.

You know what? I respect the hustle. I’m never going to drink it, but I’m sure there’s a market.

I used to drink those! I’d get them iced, and the poor barista would look at me like I was unhinged.

I loved the smoked butterscotch latte Starbucks had. It was so good. Also? The Spiced Orange iced coffee. That was amazing, and I wish anyone around here would make it.

Alright, that sounds rad as hell.

slices slip out of their crispy homes like so many pungent snakes. But—as we recently discovered—waffling onion rings can fix the slippage issue. (If the breading is the onion snake’s home, waffling the whole thing causes the roof to cave in, trapping the snake and breaking its long, undulating spine.)

This. KD is for when I want KD (usually I get the cauliflower based one, to lie to myself). Mac and cheese is when I want Mac and cheese.

To me, they are different things. If I want mac and cheese, I’ll make it from scratch. But if I want KD, I want KD.

Yeah, valid. I keep thinking I want one, but I have been waffling, because I was never sure if I’d use it enough.

Is it better on a rack? I generally just use aluminium foil. I keep wondering if I should pick up a rack, if it would be worth it.

Dark is the only valid maple syrup.

Would brushing lightly with oil or butter cause some browning?

Microwave, it doesn’t take as long. But then you gotta scoop out the insides, mix it with things as desired, then fry it.

I will absolutely go through the labour of making a baked potato and then turn it into hashbrowns.

I mean, you are entitled to your (wrong) opinion. I think white gravy is vile.

Y’all don’t have all dressed Ruffles? I knew about ketchup chips (delicious) and your Smarties are weird (those are Rockets, btw), and the fact you don’t have Coffee Crisp is baffling, but oh man, I feel so bad you don’t have All-Dressed. Or Kinder Surprises, but they changed the toys and they are boring now.