In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Steer with your knee so you can ash your cigar out the window without spilling your Tom Collins

I have done this with an Italian car before. The heartbreak you will feel is not worth it.

Oh, I’m sure Hillsong is just as accepting of gays as it is of divorced heterosexuals. Totally sure. Like, super super sure.

Ford buying Lincoln. In about 80 years you are going to have issues with stale product, misguided brand identity and increased pressure from the new Japanese offerings, which will lead failure to capture a younger demographic.

Jerry Seinfeld Is Being Sued, and When I Found Out Why, I Literally Died

America elected a man who promised to run the country like he ran his businesses.

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

That’s a Lada nails.

You see Ivan, tire cannot be of flat if it is made of puncture.

“Moving the bar” is the cornerstone of continued employment for people who already solved the problem.

The customer isn’t always right, but when you have so many of them telling you the same thing that you throw a little hissy like this, maybe they're a little right. 

While there are many things that aren’t my cuppa, I’m down for most anything automotive until is ceases to be able to perform the most basic function of its existence. This goes for bro-dozers so jacked up they are unusable as trucks just as much as it does for cars so stanced they can no longer drive on what appears…

At the risk of sounding like my grandfather, there are some fads I just don’t get and this would be one of them. I mean, do you hate ball joints that much?

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Congratulations CarsOfFortLangley on your COTD win! This young man will be by after, oh never fucking mind...

Air BNB.

“Shockingly, there’s not much of a market for clapped out minivans Postal Jeeps with a cargo area filled with ziptied old lead acid batteries and a range of 50 miles.”

Now that I’ve set the David Tracy bait, all we need is patience....