3:43 “We’ll have to take a Lada this apart.”

Stay clASSy, dude.

You had me until ‘faggots’. I hope this comment dies a horrible death.

Your star count is currently 45. That’s the perfect number of stars for this topic.

Yes, iz joke.

“...ugred [sic] people who were near the explosion to ‘bag their clothing and shower.’”

This exactly. It’s a slightly different-looking shell over the exact same chassis that pretends to be a Camry.

I wish I could give you ALL the stars.

I’ll take it.

Eh...it’s somewhere in between.

The B5 Passat shared a platform with the Audi A4, so drivetrain layouts were identical.

The lighting doesn’t do it justice. It’s a teal for the 21st century.

The new Alltrack comes in a colour called ‘Peacock green’.

In early November 2016 I was leasing a brand new VW GTI with summer performance tires. I did the trek from Toronto to Ottawa for the weekend.

Who else sees this?

Has Russ Hanneman rebillionized?

It’s purrtier than a stock Huracán.

Méchant crinqué = naughty naughty.

According to the linked article:

Has Jalopnik banned the ‘Bugs Bunny Cuts Florida Loose’ GIF? Or has it just become cliché at this point?