Norm literally made Frank Stallone into a punchline. On Stallone's Wikipedia page, the section about the joke is longer than his actual career.

Honestly, I thought it caught fire while being delivered.

Makes me want to grab a frying pan and beat him aside his fat, orange, shitty looking face. Yeah yeah, I know... violence is not the answer. But it sure would feel good!

america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

We really don’t care what you watch.

Sarah Palin *is* a special-needs child.

It’s a Japanese 944.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

It’s definitely the sound track to her O Face.

Oh my gosh, we’ve achieved peak whiteness.

Fancy Kristen is crazy, not stupid.

And so I ask you, our dearly beloved swath of super wealthy, very appreciated, devoted Kinja commenters: do you know who is backing Musk’s bid?

Gotta love the amount of detail put into that simulation. The fact that nobody is using their signal here makes it uncomfortably realistic.

Btw Rob as a tire salesman please stop saying Connies, if you feel the need to shorten Continental the industry refers to them as Contis

Take a deep breath Brad.

Well, a very particular - like super particular - subset of white people, anyway.

Yeah it looks like it could store at least 20 kilos of ... tools on each side. And the gasket would probably prevent any ... thieves from sniffing out the scent of your ... well used tools. Only five made, and they were called the Ford Escobar Ltd.

I wonder what this costs you long term in higher gas consumption.

You get a bag
Take off your clothes
Put them in the bag
???
Profit

Just in case you’re NOT joking, bag your clothing and [take a] shower.