I’ve never even heard of Pilotis. By your logic, that makes me 2x cool. And I’m OK with that.

Keep yer stinkin’ Civic. Or for that matter, Yer Sierra, Outback, MDX and C5 Vette. That ‘55 SL is a relative bargain!

Truncated Microbus (Nanobus?) needs a warning label: “Beware of spontaneous wheelies.”

Bernie’s about as entertaining as colon cancer.

Because he is Better Than You™.

Gotta agree; the Fiata is a great car.

Not the Election Day the US deserves, but the one it needs right now.

I can’t believe I listened to the whole thing.

Wow. That’s darker than Satan’s bumhole.

This was factory-fit on some late ‘80s to early ‘90s Buicks (and maybe Oldses?). Right on the trunk lid.

Volkswagen GTFO: a Dieselgate Special retrofitted with a 2.0L turbo gas engine.

Nah, bro. We’re good!

“It’s the car.”

How’d I not shee that coming?

If you fitted a snow plow up front, would you call it the “Pushy Wagon?”

I’m no genius, but I’d think the spotlights and the big “ROTPECRETNI” across the hood would be a dead giveaway.

They did...30 years ago:

#COTD

By that definition, then every trailer is a semi-trailer. Never once saw a tractor (other than a farm tractor) pulling what would then qualify as a full trailer. So why even bother making that distinction?

Serious question: