Chrome leopard print! Kick it up a notch!

“Where we’re going, we don’t need seat belts.”

This is what my car needs

No, this is in Alberta. However, there’s word of another big blaze in Fort St. John, which is in BC.

I think it’s pretty clear that Canadian forest fires give zero fucks. And the trees are too dead to apoligise.

“This poor guy!”

I wish I could star you twice: once for the pun, and once for making me think about pancakes.

Perhaps it’s been a long day, but for a sec I thought Maybe Kinda was the designer’s name.

Right-o! Thanks for clearing that up. :-)

I’ve long wondered: how do you pronounce your name? Is the $ silent? Do you say Dollarsignkaycog? I gotta know.

Zebraffe?

Is that what a stroke looks like in print?

We need to take this a step further. Using the same logic/metrics as this test, we need to take to the Googles (or whatever search method was used above) and calculate how many of these drooling sub-morons consistently mispell the top result in this list as ‘Volkswagon’ as though they’ve never seen the word in print…

The front air suspension gave up at the worst possible time.

It is grammatically correct, but the other way rolls off the tongue so much more smoothly, and...uhh...I see what you did there. Ew.

I think ‘Piece-Of-Shits’ has a nice ring to it, and better flow than ‘Pieces Of Shit’.

*sigh*...have a star.

I’m gonna take it a step further and suggest a set of good-quality drill bits. How many folks here can say they’ve never broken a drill bit while working on their rusted-out POS and they didn’t have another one in that size and they needed that exact size and it’s late Sunday afternoon and the stores just closed and...

Needs more creases.